COOL: Our LOVE for Lily Allen

March 16, 2011
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We hated you. We did. We thought you were a gobshite. But we didn’t know you like we do now Lily and …. well basically. Can we be friends? Please. It may have been a ball ache having cameras follow her everywhere during the filming of Lily Allen: Riches To Rags – but boy was […]

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COOL SPECIAL: Do Dam in style

March 10, 2011
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At EIC we believe in giving existing formulas a shot. Which is why four women went to a CITY together looking for SEX. Unsurprisingly, we had to replace the SEX with something else. Any guesses? It’s green, fluffy and causes schizophrenia. No not Orvil! We realised pretty quickly that the intended SATC theme was a […]

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COOL: Facebook will speed up your divorce

March 3, 2011
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… because Facebook is a social utility that helps you to communicate copulate with others! According to a study, Facebook is cited in 1 out of every 5 divorces in the United States. This doesn’t mean people are literally having affairs with Facebook  – ugh, what a mess – but using it to find other, […]

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UNCOOL: Is Bruce Forsyth too scary to be knighted?

February 23, 2011
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‘Bruce Forsyth is a kind and wonderful man’ said the landlady at The Crown pub in East London. ‘ISN’T HE!’ I’d been chatting to my friend about old Bruce at the bar, moaning that nobody seems fussed whether he’s knighted or not. ‘Nah!’ interrupted a woman standing nearby. ‘I reckon the Queen thinks he’s weird!’ […]

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COOL: Olly Murrs and Harry ‘bigfoot’ Henderson separated at birth

February 21, 2011
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Both are oddly attractive

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UNCOOL: Jay-Z obvs well fancies Rihanna

February 21, 2011
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Poor Beyonce! Rihanna’s hiney and side-boobs have well and truly taken over. Like a new and exciting family member B never knew she had, Rihanna’s moved in and brought shite-loads of candy, crisps and porn dvds with her. While we’re not complaining – because let’s face it we’d clap if Rihanna did a kaker in […]

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UNCOOL (but only a bit): Duran Duran’s Nick Rhodes talks a load of bollocks

January 24, 2011
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Onul0ua8mcU This vid was taken at the British Comedy Awards.  Before anyone could ask the legendary Duran Duran anything, Nick Rhodes started trapping on about technology. Watch Simon Le Bon’s bum wink.

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UNCOOL: Dissing BLACK SWAN in a LOUD voice

January 24, 2011
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Mine and my friends’ Black Swan experience was almost destroyed last night by an incredibly irritating woman at the Soho Curzon. Most will agree that the very last thing anyone wants to hear at the final fade to grey moment of an intense film such as Black Swan, when your heart is just beginning its […]

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COOL: Valentine’s Day (keep reading to win a sex toy)

January 19, 2011
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If you’ve got someone to cuddle on Valentine’s Day, you might find this interesting. If not, then I’m sorry, but here are some evil products and activities couples buy for each other in order to hide the cracks in their relationship  … (and cos’ they love each other up too) London soul-stress and general cool person, […]

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COOL: The guy at Bethnal Green Station

January 12, 2011
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Does anyone else look forward to hearing the cute guy at Bethnal Green Station insist every morning that all passengers “mind the closing doors”? Can’t just be us. It’s worth a journey east! We here in Loserville would quite like a photograph/s of this total legend just to show our appreciation. Anyone up for the […]

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