UNCOOL: ‘Lord’ Sugar

There are so many ways to piss off the british public… There’s taking part in a reality show,  setting fire to something older than 1900, chucking a cat in a bin when no-one’s looking, or if you’re aiming for Bleakley-esq hate, appearing on every TV show in existence. But, honestly, you needn’t try so hard. […]

COOL: Life Drawing (where cock meets hen)

Should all hen parties have a stripper? Discuss. Last weekend’s maid of honour didn’t seem to think so. There’s no denying the excitement a stripper can add to a hen do. After a day sipping champagne and nibbling on cake, the  sudden presence of a male sends women into a right frenzy. The robe comes […]

UNCOOL: Do you have Couplephobia?

It sounds fairly self-explanatory but Couplephobia is more complex than one would think. A recent study of friendship groups shows a two friend drop-off when one  group member couples up. In even simpler terms, if you’re part of a crew and you fall in love, you’re probably going to lose two of your closest mates. […]

UNCOOL: 10 texts that mean … ‘I can’t be arsed with you anymore’

Apparently, women read too much into blokes’ text messages. Such is the murky space between pressing ‘send’ and ‘1 message received’. In most cases, there’s little else to go on when it comes to guys. So for the benefit of all womankind, here are 10 text messages that definitely do NOT require any decoding. In fact, they don’t even […]

COOL: Katie Waissel & ‘Bill’ separated at birth?

Has anybody else spotted the uncanny resemblance between Bill S Preston Esq and X Factor's Katie Waissel?

COOL Review: Dum Dum Girls

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UNCOOL Review: MGMT at The Brixton Academy

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COOL: Lager Love

UNCOOL: Dying at your desk

Where more depressing to die than at the office? US series Mad Men sure does give with one hand and takes away with the other… How many of Don Draper’s secretaries have asked him if he’s going to the toilet? How many have called his daughter chubby? How many have been referred to by Cooper […]

COOL: Hed to toe in Kandi

You..mean..wearing..headphones…with a..dress..is…cool? YESH???!!! So what’s on offer? Basically, everything. No, really, everything. Maybe not funeral attire or the outfit of corporate dreams but quite literally anything else. The entire collection’s been designed to make you stand out from the crowd so you can be the one to say “Oh this! I think it was limited […]