Posh can’t be too pleased about this. By the time Romeo’s 18, Jordan will be 42. CAN YOU IMAGINE????!!!!!! “Oh go on Rome’yo!”
We hated you. We did. We thought you were a gobshite. But we didn’t know you like we do now Lily and …. well basically. Can we be friends? Please. It may have been a ball ache having cameras follow her everywhere during the filming of Lily Allen: Riches To Rags – but boy was […]
At EIC we believe in giving existing formulas a shot. Which is why four women went to a CITY together looking for SEX. Unsurprisingly, we had to replace the SEX with something else. Any guesses? It’s green, fluffy and causes schizophrenia. No not Orvil! We realised pretty quickly that the intended SATC theme was a […]
… because Facebook is a social utility that helps you to communicate copulate with others! According to a study, Facebook is cited in 1 out of every 5 divorces in the United States. This doesn’t mean people are literally having affairs with Facebook – ugh, what a mess – but using it to find other, […]
‘Bruce Forsyth is a kind and wonderful man’ said the landlady at The Crown pub in East London. ‘ISN’T HE!’ I’d been chatting to my friend about old Bruce at the bar, moaning that nobody seems fussed whether he’s knighted or not. ‘Nah!’ interrupted a woman standing nearby. ‘I reckon the Queen thinks he’s weird!’ […]
Both are oddly attractive
Poor Beyonce! Rihanna’s hiney and side-boobs have well and truly taken over. Like a new and exciting family member B never knew she had, Rihanna’s moved in and brought shite-loads of candy, crisps and porn dvds with her. While we’re not complaining – because let’s face it we’d clap if Rihanna did a kaker in […]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Onul0ua8mcU This vid was taken at the British Comedy Awards. Before anyone could ask the legendary Duran Duran anything, Nick Rhodes started trapping on about technology. Watch Simon Le Bon’s bum wink.
Mine and my friends’ Black Swan experience was almost destroyed last night by an incredibly irritating woman at the Soho Curzon. Most will agree that the very last thing anyone wants to hear at the final fade to grey moment of an intense film such as Black Swan, when your heart is just beginning its […]
If you’ve got someone to cuddle on Valentine’s Day, you might find this interesting. If not, then I’m sorry, but here are some evil products and activities couples buy for each other in order to hide the cracks in their relationship … (and cos’ they love each other up too) London soul-stress and general cool person, […]
March 16, 2011 by Kitty
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