Browsing Archives of Author »Katie Burnetts«

COOL JOB: Rob Goodkind

April 18, 2011

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Meet our latest inspiration, Rob Goodkind. He’s a nice honest chap from North London who, last year, turned his love of honeycomb into a cracking new confectionary enterprise called Good Kind Of Food. These days he makes so much of the stuff, there’s talk he’s putting CRUNCHIE out of business. EIC caught up with the modern day […]

COOL: Le Labo

April 8, 2011

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buff   Hello Mr Summer! Can we say that now? Well it looks like summer. The sky is blue, the jesus sandals are out and the tube does smells of death. EIC is not joking when we say the Rose scent by Le Labo is helping us drown out the stench of summer on people. […]

COOL: The Killing

March 23, 2011

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Words: James Clarke Mørke mord voldtægt undersøgelse. Those are just four heart-warming Danish words I haven’t been able to understand until recently. I’ve also developed an intense admiration for people with massive bags under their eyes, forgotten how much I miss smoking indoors and have a man crush on overpriced female knitwear. I’m still able […]

UNCOOL: Oh no! Romeo Beckham looks just like Jordan’s new squeeze!

March 16, 2011

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Posh can’t be too pleased about this. By the time Romeo’s 18, Jordan will be 42. CAN YOU IMAGINE????!!!!!! “Oh go on Rome’yo!”

COOL: Our LOVE for Lily Allen

March 16, 2011

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We hated you. We did. We thought you were a gobshite. But we didn’t know you like we do now Lily and …. well basically. Can we be friends? Please. It may have been a ball ache having cameras follow her everywhere during the filming of Lily Allen: Riches To Rags – but boy was […]

COOL SPECIAL: Do Dam in style

March 10, 2011

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At EIC we believe in giving existing formulas a shot. Which is why four women went to a CITY together looking for SEX. Unsurprisingly, we had to replace the SEX with something else. Any guesses? It’s green, fluffy and causes schizophrenia. No not Orvil! We realised pretty quickly that the intended SATC theme was a […]

COOL: Facebook will speed up your divorce

March 3, 2011

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… because Facebook is a social utility that helps you to communicate copulate with others! According to a study, Facebook is cited in 1 out of every 5 divorces in the United States. This doesn’t mean people are literally having affairs with Facebook  – ugh, what a mess – but using it to find other, […]

UNCOOL: Is Bruce Forsyth too scary to be knighted?

February 23, 2011

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‘Bruce Forsyth is a kind and wonderful man’ said the landlady at The Crown pub in East London. ‘ISN’T HE!’ I’d been chatting to my friend about old Bruce at the bar, moaning that nobody seems fussed whether he’s knighted or not. ‘Nah!’ interrupted a woman standing nearby. ‘I reckon the Queen thinks he’s weird!’ […]

COOL: Olly Murrs and Harry ‘bigfoot’ Henderson separated at birth

February 21, 2011

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Both are oddly attractive

UNCOOL: Jay-Z obvs well fancies Rihanna

February 21, 2011

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Poor Beyonce! Rihanna’s hiney and side-boobs have well and truly taken over. Like a new and exciting family member B never knew she had, Rihanna’s moved in and brought shite-loads of candy, crisps and porn dvds with her. While we’re not complaining – because let’s face it we’d clap if Rihanna did a kaker in […]