UNCOOL: Chopping kale while discussing Hayden Panettiere

Posted on January 14, 2010 by

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Don't even think about it

Last week, my brother was cutting some kale with a sharp knife while discussing Hayden Panettiere with his wife, when suddenly he cut off the top of his finger.

This is an awful thing to have happened as his hands and fingers are small. A tragedy like this is loaded with implications all of which point towards it being much safer not to talk or even think about blonde anti-heroines.

Probably wouldn’t have happened if he’d been talking about a real hero like Sean Penn, who got shot for being gay!

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