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COOL: CHEZ ELLES, E1
‘I LOVE YOU!!!!!’ shouted my boyfriend, across the table on Friday night. ‘Aw, I love you too babes!!’ I shouted back, picking my nose, focused on my menu. Then I looked up, and realised … he wasn’t talking to me. He was talking to the bottom of our waitress, Nadia. Yeah, so on Friday night, […]
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UNCOOL: The things we think will happen to Justin Bieber
It’s painful to watch but Justin Bieber is rapidly losing control; of his temper, his likeness to Hilary Swank and most disturbingly, his clothes. Bopping around topless, nearing collapse during gigs, threatening paps with those soft-skinned fists – we’ve seen it all before. This guy’s on the verge of a meltdown. Here are some of the […]
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COOL: THE BIG REUNION (PROBABLY THE BEST SHOW ON EARTH)
For all those not watching The Big Reunion on ITV2, it’s a reality show with Atomic Kitten, 5IVE, B*Witched, Liberty X, 911 and Honeyz who all dominated the UK music scene from the mid-nineties. In the show they’re all facing the demands of an upcoming live performance after years away from the spotlight. When EIC […]
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COOL: Shrimpy’s, N1
February 19, 2013
by siobhanrae
words: Siobhan Rae This should have been a review about Ciao Bella; a tried and tested Italian on the ever-so-slightly-smug Lamb’s Conduit Street in Bloomsbury (‘People’s Supermarket’, anyone?). Hearty pizza, pasta and wine for two, usually for under £40. What’s not to love?! Being sat alfresco next to an unrelenting car alarm, THAT’S WHAT. Olives […]
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COOL: Brawn, E2
*NEW FAVOURITE RESTAURANT ALERT* Pig is having a serious moment, guys. If Pig was a girl at school, she’d be so popular right now, everyone would want to sit next to her at lunch, licking her piggy face. They’d better watch out though, cos’ Pig’s not into crumby school politics. She’s a idzepedze woman who’ll […]
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COOL: John Salt, N1
Isn’t it funny. Sometimes you write a review, publish it, read it back and realise it’s the most boring thing to ever leave your being. I’m talking about my previous John Salt write up, which now lives in the same place as Zayn Malik’s charm certificates. Look. Eating at John Salt is a seriously orgasmic journey, […]
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COOL: Manifest!
#COOL The sexy debut album ‘Friends’ by this mixed gender outfit from Brooklyn, came out earlier this year and we’ve gone soppy on this tune. A lot.
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COOL: Spreading cold butter on toast instantly!
Toast experts took their time but finally Warburtons have come up with the answer to the age old breakfast issue – butter that’s too cold to spread!! A special new knife whose blade heats to 41.8°C (107°F) after research found that is the optimum temperature to spread butter. Blatantly on lots of people’s Christmas wish list. […]
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UNCOOL: ‘That awkward moment when…’
That awkward moment when… …you try to be witty and describe an awkward situation but then realise you’ve just complicated it unnecessarily and ended up with a sentence that makes no sense. Oh wait, that doesn’t make sense, does it? I’ve already talked about ‘same difference’ and replacing ‘have’ with ‘of’. Today I’d like to […]
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COOL: Walter Junior’s breakfast obsession
If you watch Breaking Bad instead of going to church, mosque or synagogue like us then by now you’ll have noticed that, for a big time drug dealer’s son, Walt Jnr’s days are astonishingly dull, his whole life centred around eating breakfast, talking about breakfast or making breakfast. While we appreciate it’s an important meal […]
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Everything is cool. 
March 26, 2013
by Kitty
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