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UNCOOL: The Voice

March 26, 2012 by

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As if the fickle Take Me Out lights weren’t demeaning enough, now BBC’s The Voice aka. The Jessie J Show brings human suffering to a whole new level. It’s groundbreaking stuff, because the already ‘established’ people invited to audition are: bald blind fat orphaned smelly odd dead or really, really hot!!! How, er, inclusive. And […]

UNCOOL: Gary (Ken) Barlow

October 10, 2011 by

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Dear, Gary (Ken) Barlow, Even though you are pretty much a million [love songs] times fitter than you used to be when you were blonde and invisible in Take That, …and after your long and mildly depressing break from the music industry you found the courage to come back [for good?] sexier, slimmer, COOLER, with […]

COOL: Johnny Robinson to win the X Factor

October 3, 2011 by

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As we bade farewell to John Wilding last night [oy vey], we couldn’t help but grip hold of both chair-arms and let out a massive sigh of relief. What was WRONG with him for goulash’s sake? Smiling never gave anyone carpel tunnel syndrome. At the risk of sounding mean, he did have a nice-ish voice¬†but… […]