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UNCOOL: The X Factor 2012 auditions took the wind out my sails

May 30, 2012 by


words: sarah powell Someone described me as “very keen” on Sunday as I waited in a very long queue, in 28 degrees, by the smelly Thames, round the back of the O2 to be an audience member at  The X Factor auditions in London. Despite the long wait, nothing was going to ruin my spirit. […]

UNCOOL: The Voice

March 26, 2012 by


As if the fickle Take Me Out lights weren’t demeaning enough, now BBC’s The Voice aka. The Jessie J Show brings human suffering to a whole new level. It’s groundbreaking stuff, because the already ‘established’ people invited to audition are: bald blind fat orphaned smelly odd dead or really, really hot!!! How, er, inclusive. And […]

UNCOOL: Kelly’s power-trip

September 19, 2011 by


Kelly Rowland is hotter than a broken radiator in a balti house, but we weren’t sure about her blowing hot and cold with X Factor hopefuls Brooklyn. It’s kinda cool and massively dickish at the same time. Check out this clip [F.forward to 2:47] and cringe at the power trip…