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Playing it Straight UPDATE: Danny to WIN!!!!

February 21, 2012 by


So I was 50% right. Jordan is straight. But Ben is gay. And what a gay! In my defence if I had seen yesterday’s episode I would have NEVER claimed he was straight. Ben mincing about in his waiter’s apron was the absolute campest thing ever in the history of mankind. His twin brother, Sam, […]

Massively UNCOOL but addictive: Playing it Straight (!SPOILER!)

February 17, 2012 by


words: Tomek Mossakowski Playing it Straight has become my favourite programme. A bunch of guys; some gay, some straight, mostly hot, have to act hetero to win dollar. It’s the most titillating hour of broadcast television ever and allows us gays to ask our All Time Favourite Question: ‘OMG – do you think he could […]

UNCOOL: Oh no! Romeo Beckham looks just like Jordan’s new squeeze!

March 16, 2011 by


Posh can’t be too pleased about this. By the time Romeo’s 18, Jordan will be 42. CAN YOU IMAGINE????!!!!!! “Oh go on Rome’yo!”