COOL: Life Drawing (where cock meets hen)

Posted on November 2, 2010 by

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A cocky way to get cultured

Should all hen parties have a stripper? Discuss.

Last weekend’s maid of honour didn’t seem to think so. There’s no denying the excitement a stripper can add to a hen do. After a day sipping champagne and nibbling on cake, the  sudden presence of a male sends women into a right frenzy. The robe comes off, the willy earrings get passed round and a can of spray cream becomes the prop du jour. After an hour, it really is a case of ‘OK, bit bored now’. This is usually around the time women begin getting heavy handed with the stripper’s ‘perishables’.

When a strange man walked into the hen-house last weekend, said hen’s jaw dropped. No, not in preparation. She was convinced he was a stripper, and the expression on her face told a thousand tales. She wasn’t up for it! What she was up for, it turned out, were  two blissful hours sketching the stranger; the lithe and ever so friendly life drawing model, Rob!

Some people may think that’s a bit pussy… au contraire!

Rob and his pierced willy (in three places if you don’t mind!) were sprawled across the floor within seconds. Once the giggly haze cleared, the drunken innuendos ground to a halt and our wine glasses emptied, the all encompassing nakedness soon became just a small aspect (sorry Rob) of the proceedings. Rather than coyly avoiding eye contact with the pendulous beast, we stared it straight in the eye, studied its contours and did our best to document the moment as accurately as possible – as a keepsake for our hen. There’s nothing pussy about that. What do you think?

Good times

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