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UNCOOL: SAGA (you kill me Saga)

January 28, 2014
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Sofia Helin as Saga Noren in The Bridge

Eight episodes in, 20 murders still unsolved, and I couldn’t give a septic toss  who done it… I’m far more interested in Saga. These days, most nights, I’m pulling my hair out  shouting at the telly: “SAGA. WHAT IN DESIGNER DANISH FURNITURE’S FANNY IS WRONG WITH YOU?????????” She’s the most interesting, sociopathic female detective on […]

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UNCOOL: Dappy

January 14, 2014
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Why has Dappy’s violent sexist behaviour towards Luisa Zissman been brushed under the carpet? … and who with a milimeter of sense calls their kid Dappy anyway? Why not – SEXisty? Or – Stoopidy?  Or Crybaby?  Whoever the illusive naming genius is, you better be careful not to bring her up in conversation unless you […]

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COOL: Being spontaneous and not doing dry january because it’s dull

January 8, 2014
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Olly being well sponatenous

Oliver Davy on how to avoid the beginning of year slump … If you buy into the collective malaise, January is a miserable time of year. Everyone’s fat and poor and ugly and the Christmas holidays already seem like a distant memory. Adding salt to the wound is the guff washing over social media like […]

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COOL: Young Beyonce eye rolls young Kelly R

January 3, 2014
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oh no she diiiiid

  Finally. Proof we weren’t imagining it…

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UNCOOL: You Kanye West. You.

November 28, 2013
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In this topsy turvy old world where people post pics of their newborns still slathered in uterus goo, thankfully there is still cool to be found in pretty much everything and everyone. Even Leicester Square. But not Kanye West. In an inevitable twist of showbiz fate, the next lunatic to join 50 cent, unpaid internships […]

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